The Republic of Iruguay is a mid-sized, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 50 million Iruguayians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 45.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Iruguayian economy, worth 1.57 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,489 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iruguay's national animal is the wolf.

Iruguay is ranked 82,420^th in the world and 1,126^th in the Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 15.51 average smiles per day.