The Sociodemocratic Republic of Intolia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mari Willa with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.759 billion Intolians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Derminia. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Intolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,739 trillion Intolian florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 161,665 Intolian florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, a breakdown in Westphalian sovereignty has left political scientists dazed and confused, and the recycled air in planes is nauseating. Crime is totally unknown. Intolia's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Intolia is ranked 20,378^th in the world and 872^nd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.18 law-abiding acts per hour.