The Sociodemocratic Republic of Intolia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Mari Willa with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.759 billion Intolians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Derminia. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Intolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,738 trillion Intolian florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 161,563 Intolian florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Keeping the lights on keeps the lights on for increasing amounts of Intolians, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, and a breakdown in Westphalian sovereignty has left political scientists dazed and confused. Crime is totally unknown. Intolia's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Intolia is ranked 20,434^th in the world and 876^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.12 law-abiding acts per hour.