Population | 30.05 billion |
Capital | Necrothorn |
Leader | The Committee of Social Justice |
Currency | wind |
Animal | falcon |
The Syndycalist Republic of Intlyiatin is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Committee of Social Justice with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 30.05 billion Intlyi are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Necrothorn. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Intlyi economy, worth a remarkable 5,433 trillion winds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 180,816 winds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
They who do not work shall not eat, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, and suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Intlyiatin's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Intlyiatin is ranked 10,953rd in the world and 314th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,501.64 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Intlyiatin, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
- : Following new legislation in Intlyiatin, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
- : Following new legislation in Intlyiatin, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
- : Following new legislation in Intlyiatin, they who do not work shall not eat.
- : Following new legislation in Intlyiatin, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Necrothorn.
- : Following new legislation in Intlyiatin, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
- : Following new legislation in Intlyiatin, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
- : Following new legislation in Intlyiatin, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
- : Following new legislation in Intlyiatin, one can wake up in Intlyiatin and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Intlyiatin was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Highest Poor Incomes, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Influential, and Most Valuable International Artwork.