Population | 29.866 billion |
Capital | Necrothorn |
Leader | The Committee of Social Justice |
Currency | wind |
Animal | falcon |
The Syndycalist Republic of Intlyiatin is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Committee of Social Justice with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, rampant corporate plagiarism, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 29.866 billion Intlyi are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Necrothorn. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Intlyi economy, worth a remarkable 5,340 trillion winds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 178,807 winds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, third world countries are rich in "I Love Necrothorn" t-shirts, The Committee of Social Justice's reputation is hard as nails, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Intlyiatin's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Intlyiatin is ranked 777th in the world and 17th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 4,994.70513672 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Intlyiatin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in Intlyiatin, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
- : Following new legislation in Intlyiatin, The Committee of Social Justice's reputation is hard as nails.
- : Following new legislation in Intlyiatin, third world countries are rich in "I Love Necrothorn" t-shirts.
- : Following new legislation in Intlyiatin, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
- : Following new legislation in Intlyiatin, typing The Committee of Social Justice's name into a search engine always gives zero matches.
- : Following new legislation in Intlyiatin, there's never enough space in space.
- : Following new legislation in Intlyiatin, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
- : Following new legislation in Intlyiatin, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
- : Following new legislation in Intlyiatin, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet.