Nudest: 169thHighest Drug Use: 969thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,457th
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Insurrexia

Population710 million

CapitalWar Zone C

Currencymolotov cocktail
Animalblack cat

The Free Land of Insurrexia is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, enforced nudity, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 710 million insurrectionists hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of War Zone C. The average income tax rate is 9.8%.

The powerhouse insurrectionist economy, worth 49.0 trillion molotov cocktails a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 69,013 molotov cocktails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Solid-gold toilets are insurrectionist prisons' least expensive furnishings, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, and proprietary charger leads are now a pain for electric cars as well as cellphones. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Insurrexia's national animal is the black cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Insurrexia is ranked 144,407th in the world and 203rd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,660.68 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Nudest: 169thHighest Drug Use: 969thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,457thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,688thHighest Crime Rates: 4,433rdLargest Gambling Industry: 5,981stFattest Citizens: 6,174thMost Avoided: 6,869thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,204thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,904thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24,875thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30,226thHighest Disposable Incomes: 30,470th
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Nudest: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Primitive: 24th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 32nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 40th in the regionMost Armed: 43rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 43rd in the regionMost Devout: 44th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Politically Free: 49th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 49th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Insurrexia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Insurrexia, proprietary charger leads are now a pain for electric cars as well as cellphones.
  • : Following new legislation in Insurrexia, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
  • : Following new legislation in Insurrexia, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • : Insurrexia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Insurrexia, solid-gold toilets are insurrectionist prisons' least expensive furnishings.
  • : Following new legislation in Insurrexia, visions of giant pink black cats are a common side effect after insurrectionists eat their meals.
  • : Following new legislation in Insurrexia, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Following new legislation in Insurrexia, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
  • : Following new legislation in Insurrexia, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.

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