The Enlightened Autocracy of Ing Comashki is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Father-Supreme Fernando with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.909 billion Ing Comashkians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fernandopolis. The average income tax rate is 85.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ing Comashkian economy, worth 794 trillion gelds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,506 gelds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ing Comashkian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Ing Comashki are famed for their reasonable volume levels, and war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ing Comashki's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ing Comashki is ranked 254,822^nd in the world and 9,892^nd in Lazarus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -7.16 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.