The Imperial Federation of Infiny is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Valeria II with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, strictly enforced bedtime, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 25.783 billion Infinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mogadishu-Xamara. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Infinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,831 trillion Azuleyas a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,822 Azuleyas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Infiny's national animal is the Imperial Zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ifitinism.

Infiny is ranked 10,869^th in the world and 4^th in Geopolity for Smartest Citizens, with 91.83 quips per hour.