The Constitutional Monarchy of Il ordon is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, aversion to nipples, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.954 billion ordonis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amman. The average income tax rate is 43.7%.

The very strong Il ordonian economy, worth 142 trillion Jordanian Dinars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,077 Jordanian Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, ordonis must literally pay their respects to hear from their political representatives, the nation's smallest Lionball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch, and Leader claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Il ordon's national animal is the Lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Il ordon is ranked 262,174^th in the world and 8^th in The Eternal Alliance of Arab Nations for Fattest Citizens, with 6.98 Obesity Rate.