The Queer Administrator of Idinist Imauggland is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by King Idinist XVII with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 9.577 billion baguette-eating hippos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hippodinist. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Baguettian economy, worth 730 trillion snow-covered endorsements a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,224 snow-covered endorsements, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glamping baguette-eating hippos won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty, and King Idinist XVII is considering changing the Baguettian flag to one with more glitter. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Idinist Imauggland's national animal is the snowy hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stormyism.

Idinist Imauggland is ranked 6,888^th in the world and 3^rd in The Great Storm for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,010.48 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.