The Regional Administrator of The New Storm is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Idinist Imauggland with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.154 billion Stormians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The New Storm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The strong Stormist economy, worth 172 trillion storm-tokens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. Average income is 41,552 storm-tokens, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 267,810 per year while the poor average 2,604, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The New Storm has designated The New Storm as its capital city, Idinist Imauggland has just been declared ruler of The New Storm in an international press conference, and Stormyism has been named as The New Storm's national religion. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The New Storm's national animal is the Great Storm, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Stormyism.

The New Storm is ranked 73,455^th in the world and 1^st in The New Storm for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,806.76 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.