The Kingdom of I only pick 2 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, enforced nudity, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.854 billion I only pick 2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.2%.

The frighteningly efficient I only pick 2ian economy, worth 355 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,009 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, the best-of-the-best athletes have been replaced by the best-of-the-mediocre, dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys", and economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I only pick 2's national animal is the bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

I only pick 2 is ranked 196,064^th in the world and 21^st in the scammers for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,706.65 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.