The Kingdom of Hyrule Unified is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Princess Zelda with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.768 billion Hyruleans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyrule Castle Town. The average income tax rate is 38.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Hyrulean economy, worth 137 trillion Rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,648 Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, and scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Horse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyrule Unified's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hylianism.

Hyrule Unified is ranked 212,581^st in the world and 38^th in The Universal Federation for Rudest Citizens, with 36.84 insults per minute.