The Community of Hypocritical Values is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-working, devout population of 591 million Hypocritical Valuesians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed, including voting. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.7%.

The thriving Hypocritical Valuesian economy, worth 43.2 trillion Slaveses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 73,033 Slaveses, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school, adultery has been made a capital offence, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, and the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hypocritical Values's national animal is the Monkey, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Hypocritical Values is ranked 113,920^th in the world and 9^th in Dude Empire for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 730.41 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.