The Happy Friends of Hypnoclan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by HypnoticOcelot with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.534 billion Hypnoclanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hypnotown. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Hypnoclanian economy, worth 86.5 trillion Hypnobucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 56,399 Hypnobucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with HypnoticOcelot, Hypnoclanian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs, and artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hypnoclan's national animal is the Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hypnoclan is ranked 169,988^th in the world and 3^rd in United Sibbles for Highest Drug Use, scoring 120.47 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.