The Commonwealth of Hypnoclan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by HypnoticOcelot with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.363 billion Hypnoclanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hypnotown. The average income tax rate is 48.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Hypnoclanian economy, worth 63.4 trillion Hypnobucks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,547 Hypnobucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Elections demand a proportionate response, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, and male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hypnoclan's national animal is the Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hypnoclan is ranked 24,490^th in the world and 1,344^th in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,983.57 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.