The People's Republic of Hyperion Auxiliaris is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by God-Empress Hyper with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 2.816 billion Hyperions are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesbos. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Hyperion Auxiliarisian economy, worth 202 trillion Estradiol Pills a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 71,869 Estradiol Pills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Intelligence services are renowned for their godless ways, sweat stains are proof of political acumen, Hyperion Auxiliaris's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyperion Auxiliaris's national animal is the Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hyper Thought.

Hyperion Auxiliaris is ranked 124,494^th in the world and 21^st in The Hyperverse for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,162.73 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.