The Colony of HWO33 is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 11.329 billion HWO33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 16.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient HWO33ian economy, worth 438 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,719 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. HWO33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

HWO33 is ranked 42,046^th in the world and 1^st in Hexinati World Order for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,028.82 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.