The Republic of Hvamia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Django Grimes with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.259 billion Hvamians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nestad. The average income tax rate is 34.0%.

The powerhouse Hvamian economy, worth 101 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 80,462 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens, and the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hvamia's national animal is the Thorny Devil, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sun gods.

Hvamia is ranked 73,471^st in the world and 5^th in Beastland for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,945.9 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.