The Empire of Neo URSS is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Niko Bellic with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.765 billion Neo URSSians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaburo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo URSSian economy, worth a remarkable 2,299 trillion Dracos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 339,931 Dracos, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea, and the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Neo URSS's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Fordism.

Neo URSS is ranked 13,446^th in the world and 16^th in Lands End for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,320.71 pounds of wildlife per square mile.