The Husa-Loving Island Country of Husalandia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Donek Minokson with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 4.184 billion Husalandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Husan. The average income tax rate is 63.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Husalandian economy, worth 172 trillion Husanese dollars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,080 Husanese dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Husalandia will pay them to stop, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, and Donek Minokson's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Husalandia's national animal is the square, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Squarism.

Husalandia is ranked 191,221^st in the world and 9^th in Squareworld for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,073.07 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.