The Squarian Republic of Squarelandiuh is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Square Squareson with a fair hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.028 billion Squarelandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novifindi. The average income tax rate is 59.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Squarelandian economy, worth 409 trillion Squarelandian dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,577 Squarelandian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, planespotters are emigrating in droves, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Squarelandiuh's national animal is the square, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Squarism.

Squarelandiuh is ranked 46,440^th in the world and 1^st in Squareworld for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 191.89 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.