The Jingoistic States of Horatius at the Bridge is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.351 billion Horatius at the Bridgeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Industry receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The strong Horatius at the Bridgean economy, worth 492 trillion Gold Aureuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Average income is 66,964 Gold Aureuses, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, government workers are regularly taken hostage by protesters, and expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Horatius at the Bridge's national animal is the Roman Eagle.

Horatius at the Bridge is ranked 227,796^th in the world and 1,343^rd in the Outback for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 228.49 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.