The Holy of Holiani is a titanic, cultured nation, renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, frequent executions, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 17.873 billion Holianians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 24.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Holianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,318 trillion Yuriums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,792 Yuriums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

When shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, people who have lived their entire lives in Holiani are shocked to discover that they are not citizens, and charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holiani's national animal is the Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Holiani is ranked 187,112^th in the world and 1^st in Cerdland for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 646.75 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.