| Population | 7.999 billion |
| Capital | Hokkaido City |
| Leader | Nojo Niargami III |
| Currency | Rabbit tail |
| Animal | Primeval Version of the Hokkaido Wolf |
The Rogue Nation of Hokkaido Wolf is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Nojo Niargami III with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.999 billion Hokkaido Wolfians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hokkaido City. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Hokkaido Wolfian economy, worth 743 trillion Rabbit tails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 92,956 Rabbit tails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
The nation has nearly as many history museums as Hokkaido Wolfians, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and children's TV shows are having a gay old time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hokkaido Wolf's national animal is the Primeval Version of the Hokkaido Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Hokkaido Wolf is ranked 101,888th in the world and 24th in Evergreen Battalion for Most Developed, scoring 61 on the Human Development Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Hokkaido Wolf, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
- : Following new legislation in
Hokkaido Wolf, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
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Hokkaido Wolf was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in
Hokkaido Wolf, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
- : Following new legislation in
Hokkaido Wolf, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Hokkaido Wolfians.
- : Following new legislation in
Hokkaido Wolf, snowball fights inaugurate summer breaks.
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Hokkaido Wolf's influence in Evergreen Battalion rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
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Hokkaido Wolf was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in
Hokkaido Wolf, optometrists will see citizens in seconds but health inspectors won't be sighted for years.
- : Following new legislation in
Hokkaido Wolf, funding for education has been redirected into the military.











