The Parliamentary Dominion of Hofstra is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Alain Archambault with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.352 billion Hofstrans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nassau. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.0%.

The powerhouse Hofstran economy, worth 327 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 97,622 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

The face of Alain Archambault is a permanent feature of the Nassau skyline, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Hofstra's national animal is the Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Carinthian Catholicism.

Hofstra is ranked 179,809^th in the world and 51^st in Tarkin for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 810.03 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.