The Emissary of HN67 II is a titanic, genial nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 12.424 billion Hnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bulwark. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped HN67 IIian economy, worth 463 trillion Hyns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 37,340 Hyns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HN67 II's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

HN67 II is ranked 15,130^th in the world and 153^rd in 10000 Islands for Nicest Citizens, with 25.23 average smiles per day.