The Janjaweed Neoparkistan of Hindustan Socialist Republic is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.306 billion Hindustanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Hindustani economy, worth 80.0 trillion Mughal rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 18,570 Mughal rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Leader's wardrobe, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, and where there's smoke there's the Hindustani Forestry Department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hindustan Socialist Republic's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hindustan Socialist Republic is ranked 178,580^th in the world and 1^st in great indian subcontinent for Fattest Citizens, with 9.66 Obesity Rate.