Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,847thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,626thMost Secular: 10,471st
The Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Let's Go!
Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Henry Rollins

Population5.076 billion

Currencydollar
Animalspider

The Republic of Henry Rollins is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, disturbing lack of elderly people, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.076 billion Henry Rollinsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Henry Rollinsian economy, worth 660 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 130,203 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks, and with great power generation comes great responsibility. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Henry Rollins's national animal is the spider, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Henry Rollins is ranked 53,212th in the world and 1st in Nashville for Most Developed, scoring 76.55 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,847thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,626thMost Secular: 10,471stLargest Mining Sector: 10,760thMost Cultured: 11,147thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,722ndLargest Welfare Programs: 12,294thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,591stHighest Poor Incomes: 14,221stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 16,233rdMost Efficient Economies: 21,401stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21,613thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,488thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,387thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,974thLowest Crime Rates: 25,070thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,781stLargest Governments: 25,882ndMost Authoritarian: 26,683rdMost Corrupt Governments: 27,729thMost Income Equality: 28,664thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,769thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30,510thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 30,943rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Henry Rollins was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian and Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Henry Rollins, with great power generation comes great responsibility.
  • : Following new legislation in Henry Rollins, not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks.
  • : Following new legislation in Henry Rollins, geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns.
  • : Following new legislation in Henry Rollins, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Henry Rollins, art is not complete without a touch of alizarin blood and titanium sweat.
  • : Following new legislation in Henry Rollins, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems.
  • : Following new legislation in Henry Rollins, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Henry Rollins, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
  • : Following new legislation in Henry Rollins, the deceased are buried mostly to hide them from state-sanctioned corpse-collectors.

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