Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 705thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,640thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,915th
The Dictatorship of
Father Knows Best State
Defenders of the Helghast Dream, NOW IS OUR TIME!
Autarch Scolar Visari
Influence
Dominator
Governor / Successor
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Helghan Corporation

Population3.721 billion

CapitalPyrrhus City
LeaderAutarch Scolar Visari
FaithTeuthism

CurrencyPurezki
AnimalHelghan Spider

The Dictatorship of Helghan Corporation is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Autarch Scolar Visari with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.721 billion Helghast are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyrrhus City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.9%.

The thriving Helghast economy, worth 304 trillion Purezkis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,710 Purezkis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 284,710 per year while the poor average 17,073, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.

Veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing, the government is reining in public spending, no one is worried about government policies any more, and holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Helghan Corporation's national animal is the Helghan Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Teuthism.

Helghan Corporation is ranked 45,144th in the world and 1st in Helghan Corporation for Most Cultured, scoring 73 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Top
1%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 705thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,640thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,915thTop
5%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,507thHighest Crime Rates: 3,534thMost Avoided: 6,601stMost Rebellious Youth: 9,176thTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 18,440thHighest Disposable Incomes: 23,378thLargest Black Market: 26,846thMost Armed: 27,849th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Helghan Corporation agreed to construct embassies between Helghan Corporation and Prodigy Corporation.
  • : Helghan Corporation was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Helghan Corporation, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects.
  • : Following new legislation in Helghan Corporation, no one is worried about government policies any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Helghan Corporation, the government is reining in public spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Helghan Corporation, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing.
  • : Following new legislation in Helghan Corporation, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas.
  • : Helghan Corporation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Helghan Corporation, the nation's wilderness is only teenage wasteland.
  • : Following new legislation in Helghan Corporation, you're only as old as you feel.

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