The Republic of Heavy Weapons Trooper 13 is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.467 billion Heavy Weapons Trooper 13ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 35.4%.

The strong Heavy Weapons Trooper 13ian economy, worth 82.5 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 56,258 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market, and barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Heavy Weapons Trooper 13 City Natural History Museum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heavy Weapons Trooper 13's national animal is the Droid.

Heavy Weapons Trooper 13 is ranked 107,115^th in the world and 1,206^th in eta for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 828.61 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.