The Republic of Aeon Aha is a large, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 109 million Masked fools live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The strong Elation economy, worth 4.66 trillion aftertastes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 42,718 aftertastes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 275,326 per year while the poor average 2,677, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Aeon Aha's national animal is the Aha, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Aeon Aha is ranked 312,619^th in the world and 104^th in Xianzhou Alliance for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.