The We Belong Way Down Below of Heaven Knows is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Taylor Momsen with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.136 billion Heaven Knowsians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 9.2%.

The very strong Heaven Knowsian economy, worth 209 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 50,766 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Heaven Knows's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, edutainment video games are taking Heaven Knows's students to the next level, thrift shops are closing their doors, and black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Heaven Knows's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Heaven Knows is ranked 109,916^th in the world and 5,328^th in Osiris for Most Developed, scoring 59.45 on the Human Development Index.