The Republic of Hay-Stuffed Puppet is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 538 million Hay-Stuffed Puppetians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 9.9%.

The Hay-Stuffed Puppetian economy, worth 25.4 trillion minihayfields a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 47,301 minihayfields, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Hay-Stuffed Puppet's national animal is the F7thing, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Hay-Stuffed Puppet is ranked 271,466^th in the world and 4^th in Kephria for Largest Populations, with 538 million capita.