The Federal Republic of Harzenmin Ugust is a small, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 45 million Harzenmin Ugustians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 7.6%.

The strong Harzenmin Ugustian economy, worth 2.16 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 48,003 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Harzenmin Ugust's national animal is the cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Harzenmin Ugust is ranked 236,607^th in the world and 606^th in Horizon for Highest Poor Incomes, with 19,344.82 Standard Monetary Units.