The Republic of Happpy is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 7.905 billion Happpyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Happpyian economy, worth 50.6 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 6,405 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters, Harry Potter books are banned, and citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Happpy's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Happpy is ranked 46,992^nd in the world and 739^th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.09 law-abiding acts per hour.