The Rogue Nation of HaMinluk is a titanic, genial nation, renowned for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.574 billion HaiLuks are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HaMoon. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse HaMinlukian economy, worth 976 trillion Dragon Scales a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,383 Dragon Scales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolchildren have more trading cards than flash cards in their backpacks, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, H-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, and rogue nations are placing suspiciously large bulk orders for student laptops. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HaMinluk's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

HaMinluk is ranked 317,604^th in the world and 17,167^th in Lazarus for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -14.33 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.