The Rogue Nation of HaMinluk is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.259 billion HaiLuks are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HaMoon. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse HaMinlukian economy, worth 944 trillion Dragon Scales a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,889 Dragon Scales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most recent election was a close race between Leader and Leader, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, and gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HaMinluk's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

HaMinluk is ranked 17,223^rd in the world and 2^nd in Bisexual for Most Cultured, scoring 91 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.