The Haha Grape of Haha Grape is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Big Grape with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.124 billion Grapes enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grape Vine. The average income tax rate is 22.3%.

The thriving Grape economy, worth 515 trillion Grapes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,135 Grapes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, treason is relative, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Grape Navy, and billions of Grapes are being poured into a space program. Crime is totally unknown. Haha Grape's national animal is the Grape, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Grapeism.

Haha Grape is ranked 280,452^nd in the world and 196^th in Thaecia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.65 kickbacks per hour.