The Republic of Hafamarimyht is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Ihëdavjë Löjlamir and the Bnujelïmir with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.813 billion Hafamari enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sučavjë. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Hafamari economy, worth a remarkable 5,069 trillion hačïms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 196,382 hačïms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is losing its mind(s), the guillotine now falls with a whimper instead of a slice, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, and arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated. Crime is totally unknown. Hafamarimyht's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hafamarimyht is ranked 738^th in the world and 4^th in Wysteria for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 17,367.67 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.