The Matriarchy of H94 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 1.439 billion H94ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 30.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient H94ian economy, worth 51.7 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,958 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. H94's national animal is the dove.

H94 is ranked 276,654^th in the world and 1,328^th in Pacifism for Highest Average Incomes, with 35,958.68 Standard Monetary Units.