The Republic of H89 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 1.516 billion H89ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 17.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped H89ian economy, worth 56.0 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,967 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods. Crime is totally unknown. H89's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

H89 is ranked 272,381^st in the world and 1,283^rd in Pacifism for Highest Average Incomes, with 36,967.73 Standard Monetary Units.