The Duchy of Guritolia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Duke Gurdin I with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 10.355 billion Guritolians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arnosk City. The average income tax rate is 76.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Guritolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,300 trillion Lervans a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,577 Lervans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

You're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, sex-ed is child's play, and grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guritolia's national animal is the Guritolian Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gurdinism.

Guritolia is ranked 263,002^nd in the world and 8^th in Romania for Fattest Citizens, with 6.94 Obesity Rate.