The Confederacy of Gunther Schultz is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.607 billion Gunther Schultzians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.6%.

The strong Gunther Schultzian economy, worth 245 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 53,119 Delta Eagles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 215,935 per year while the poor average 8,683, a ratio of 24.9 to 1.

You need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Gunther Schultz's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gunther Schultz is ranked 176,233^rd in the world and 1^st in Vogsphere for Most Developed, scoring 54.3 on the Human Development Index.