The Most Serene Republic of Guggenheime is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Keith Guggenheim with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.204 billion Guggenheimeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Guggenheimean economy, worth 380 trillion Guggenheimean Dong a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,909 Guggenheimean Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, and lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Guggenheime's national animal is the Guggenheimean spotted garden eel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Guggenheime is ranked 7,552^nd in the world and 401^st in Lazarus for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 70.98 on the Kitten Softness Rating.