The Commonwealth of Guardian Takkaviita is a mammoth, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 7.541 billion Guardian Takkaviitans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.7%.

The Guardian Takkaviitan economy, worth 314 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 41,660 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Guardian Takkaviita's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Guardian Takkaviita is ranked 120,756^th in the world and 1,650^th in eta for Fattest Citizens, with 10.54 Obesity Rate.