The Pegasus of Guard 19 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Guard with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, flagrant waste-dumping, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.679 billion Guardians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guardia. The average income tax rate is 42.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Guardian economy, worth a remarkable 3,908 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 141,218 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Guardian Liberator", the army insists there is nothing gay about men in uniforms rolling in the mud, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and auditors are gutting every governmental department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guard 19's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Guardianism.

Guard 19 is ranked 183,568^th in the world and 1^st in Outkast for Highest Drug Use, scoring 117.56 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.