The Pegasus of Guard 158 is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its hatred of cheese, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 21.014 billion Guard 158ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 36.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Guard 158ian economy, worth 456 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 21,712 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guard 158's national animal is the eagle.

Guard 158 is ranked 284,107^th in the world and 1^st in Continental Union for Highest Drug Use, scoring 27.66 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.