The Constitutional Monarchy of Gryoine is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Felix Fawkes with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 19.197 billion Gryonese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grietnog Castle. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gryonese economy, worth a remarkable 2,228 trillion Gryonese Sends a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 116,081 Gryonese Sends, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Exterminator companies deploy nerve gas in turf wars, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, diplomats miss flights while wandering Grietnog Castle Airport's endless art maze, and for 25 Gryonese Sends tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gryoine's national animal is the Thoforn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gryoine is ranked 20,477^th in the world and 811^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.15 law-abiding acts per hour.