The Republic of Grimble Stocksnatcher is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning kangaroo population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.375 billion Grimble Stocksnatcherians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 39.4%.
The Grimble Stocksnatcherian economy, worth 105 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 31,231 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Grimble Stocksnatcher has designated Grimble Stocksnatcher City as its capital city, the nation's streets have become a winter wonderland of salt and sand, comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized, and a major religion has been named as Grimble Stocksnatcher's national religion. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grimble Stocksnatcher's national animal is the kangaroo.
Grimble Stocksnatcher is ranked 108,316th in the world and 51st in The Wellspring for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,778.33 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Grimble Stocksnatcher's influence in The Wellspring rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Following new legislation in
Grimble Stocksnatcher, a major religion has been named as Grimble Stocksnatcher's national religion.
- : Following new legislation in
Grimble Stocksnatcher, comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized.
- : Following new legislation in
Grimble Stocksnatcher, the nation's streets have become a winter wonderland of salt and sand.
- : Following new legislation in
Grimble Stocksnatcher, Grimble Stocksnatcher has designated Grimble Stocksnatcher City as its capital city.
- : Following new legislation in
Grimble Stocksnatcher, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
- : Following new legislation in
Grimble Stocksnatcher, Leader's speeches are beloved by insomniacs.
- : Following new legislation in
Grimble Stocksnatcher, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
- : Following new legislation in
Grimble Stocksnatcher, the Federal Council of Grimble Stocksnatcher has been announced as the new Head of State.
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Grimble Stocksnatcher was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.




