The Kingdom of Greatest Sicily is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Charles VI with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, digital currency, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.235 billion Sicilians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palermo. The average income tax rate is 13.0%.

The strong Greatest Sicilyian economy, worth 70.7 trillion Sicilian piastras a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 57,250 Sicilian piastras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, and Bigtopian relations have become a minefield. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greatest Sicily's national animal is the The Trinacria, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Greatest Sicily is ranked 90,622^nd in the world and 15^th in Confederation of the Rhine for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.