The Kingdom of Greater Tovil is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, triple-decker prams, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 339 million Greater Tovilians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while Administration and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The thriving Greater Tovilian economy, worth 22.0 trillion Shillings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 64,787 Shillings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 229,731 per year while the poor average 13,179, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

A girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven, you can't spell society without CIS, and research into 'designer babies' is banned. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Greater Tovil's national animal is the Benefit Scrounger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Tovil is ranked 260,790^th in the world and 81^st in Catholic for Most Patriotic, with 1.27 flags saluted per person per day.