The Dictatorship of Greater Kamba is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Akuta Seebee with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.534 billion Kambans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesser Kamba. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kamban economy, worth 136 trillion Trout Credits a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,858 Trout Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, the mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, and thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Kamba's national animal is the Kamban Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Troutism.

Greater Kamba is ranked 206,473^rd in the world and 6,847^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -86.2 on the Scary Big Number Scale.